The True Meaning of Wonderbread
So as of February Fifth my somewhat illustrious liberal arts school commenced with its spring semester. I know it’s late, but as everyone knows, the standard equation applies
Amount of money school costs = (Amount of time actually spent in school) ÷ K
Unfortunately Economic Development is a 200 level class and I, not having taken the corollary 100 level class, am woefully under-prepared to take it. Sometimes when I’m in class I like to pretend that my professor is an advanced life form who has landed on ancient earth and is trying to teach a caveman to make a sandwich. It’s like, I understand what tuna is, but what’s this about mayo and celery? Paprika won’t be invented for like 1,000 years at least, and I have no idea what this whole “sliced bread” thing is about, but it sounds like it’s going to be big….Grunt.
Medieval Jewish Thought is interesting, because it seems like Jews have been struggling with the same things for the last thousand years.
A Jew in 1006 CE:
A Jew (named Jeff) in 2006, CE:
Faith is tricky.
On Tuesdays and Thursdays I only have one class, Modern Philosophy, where I use philosophy proofs to be sassy.
1) That class is before lunch.
2) Faith is tricky.
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