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Hutton's Tale

On the week of April 29^th, 1492, King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain expelled approximately 800,000 Jews from Spain’s borders. Today, on August 9^th 2006, Spain is being overcome by a deluge of the deadly amorphous sea creature known only as the jellyfish. Jellyfish and Jew both start with the letter J. Starting to see a pattern?

I thought so.

Below you will see conclusive proof that I have collected showing this, the first of many steps by the Jews to reclaim world dominance the likes of which no one has seen since I had that dream about the Jews trying to reclaim world dominance!!!

Unfortunately, as any good pre-vatican II’er knows, Jelly Fish are Jesus’ one weakness. That is why it falls to us, the humble people of earth to stop this plan before it starts.

Now I know that some people are going to say that I "doctored" these photos with Microsoft Paint, and that I "did a pretty poor job of it too." But honestly, who you gonna believe? Them or the father of the star of Lethal weapons 1-3? (Chris Rock stole the show in 4, sorry son.)

Also, Stephen Colbert may be somehow involved I think. I’m not sure how. More on this later...

A man who doesn't pronounce all the letters in his name is never to be trusted.

-- Ancient Austrailian Proverb

posted by Shlomocles @ 11:01 AM