Holy Muslim PWNage, PopeMan!!
The Pope was harshly criticized by Islamic scholars today in response for the language he used regarding Islam in a series of speeches given while traveling in Germany. The NY Times reported:
the pope began this speech at Regensburg University with what he conceded were “brusque” words about Islam: He quoted a 14th Century Byzantine emperor as saying, “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.”
This prompted one Islamic expert to concede that the church “does indeed have the moral high ground on this and many other issues. But,” he added, “only because it’s built on top of the world’s biggest pile of dead Jews, Muslims and nonbelievers.”
Supporters for the pope were quick to rebut that of the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition and the Vatican’s relations with Nazi Germany, only one of them had occurred within this Pope’s lifetime.
The Pope also argued that violence was "incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul," adding “Besides, you Noob Muslims got seriously spanked during the crusades, you were all like ‘but we invented zero!’ then ‘BOOM! HEADSHOT!’ ‘GTFO of Jerusalem!’ Pure Pwnage!!! j/k, j/k, Muhammed, OMG,OMG dude, rofllmao,!”
The Vatican could not be reached for comment.
posted by Shlomocles @ 12:25 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this.
As opposed to the church and the popes who committed all those attrocities?
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